"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
PSA: White Guys
"I’ve never been with a black girl bef-"
"You know I only date black gir-"
"Do you fuck white du-"
"Caramel hersheys syrup mcdonalds mocha chocolate chip bran muffin nubian african jungle quee-"
Im almost 20 weeks now and its killing me that Robin still can’t feel JB. They’re literally going apeshit in there and I’m the only one who can feel it.
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before